Weirdfest. And then some.

You’re only mine when you’re drunk. (Call me when you’re sober.)

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:41:04 +0800

You’re only mine when you’re drunk. (Call me when you’re sober.)

yelyahwilliams: disneysupportingroles: disneyprince: This is...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:05:11 +0800

disneysupportingroles:

disneyprince:

This is a pixie bell.

Here we see Walt Disney, flying. Does he react with spinning around the room, cutting flips, and soaring out the door? No, he says “Get this stuff off of me!”

This is everyday stuff for Mr. Disney, folks. Everyday stuff.

Hero

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the-absolute-best-posts: bristolswing: 100 YEARS STYLE / EAST...

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:41:34 +0800

the-absolute-best-posts:

bristolswing:

100 YEARS STYLE / EAST LONDON (X)

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

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the-absolute-best-posts: Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest...

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the-absolute-best-posts:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

Wow.

I would totally give you compliments every day! :D

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:25:15 +0800

Goddammit, you're really cute. You ever so rarely come up my dash, but I savor each time you do!

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:05:50 +0800

I ever so rarely get anonymous compliments, but I savor each time I do! Hahaha thank you! <3

afternoonsnoozebutton: “Dear Internet” by Tina Fey From...

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:00:12 +0800

afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

(source)

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enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your...

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 13:21:38 +0800

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tylerknott: Woah. Flattered. Humbled.

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 13:12:12 +0800

tylerknott:

Woah. Flattered. Humbled.

30-Day Song Challenge: Day 5 - A song that needs to be played...

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 13:07:53 +0800

30-Day Song Challenge:

Day 5 - A song that needs to be played LOUD.

The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition

I know this post is long overdue but I don’t care, I don’t need to follow the rules. I also only use Tumblr whenever I have time anyway, so… Hahahaha. Happy New Year, Tumblr! <3

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